Tag Archives: humor

Mansplaining Defined and Purposefully Explained.

Posted on June 22, 2016 by Anand

Just posted: Mansplaining? Let me tell you what it is, to share my recent learning experience under wifey’s tutelage. It’s on my new blog – and if you aren’t following it, you are missing out on all the Quirky Snarky … Continue reading →

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Beached!

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Anand

“If the word “beach” makes you think of “beached”, you must get your head examined!” exclaimed the lady who in the first place was responsible for my thinking up the word “beached” when I saw the daily post prompt “beach.” The … Continue reading →

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The QSM Magazine Issue #3 – The Indian Wedding Special!

Posted on February 24, 2016 by Anand

In the upcoming issue we lose ourselves in the  the biggest, the grandest, the sparkliest, the loudest wedding in the world! Here’s a short definition of this magnificent event. Indian Wedding – A Definition The Indian wedding is a fine-tuned but … Continue reading →

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Total Paisa Vasool – Getting your money’s worth, the Indian way!

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Anand

Anandhotep has used some of stinky old bandages to tie me to my desk so that I can work on the next issue of the QSM Magazine. I’ve been barred from posting on my blog, until I’ve painted the cover, … Continue reading →

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Makeup-shakeup Beauty-sheauty – mentioning it is my duty!

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Anand

Pristine beauty-sheauty hai bakwaas, yeh sab to hai ji makeup ka kamaal! Translation: Pristine beauty is nothing but hogwash; Makeup created this whole look, by God! Use the word pristine in a thirteen word story, she said, and I started … Continue reading →

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Three Types of Never Never First-time Comments!

Posted on January 30, 2016 by Anand

Originally posted on Blogger's World!:
Put it down to my severely depressed state of mind (if my mind were a mattress, it would be so depressed that if allowed yourself to drop on it, you’d crack a bone,) but…

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Take me to the Moon…Trump, Branson, Wifey, and Me!

Posted on September 22, 2015 by Anand

Melaina Trump, the current wife of “I am Very Rich!” Donald Trump, wraps her arms around him and says: Take me to the moon… “Anything, my dear! You see, I am rrrriiiicchh. verrrrryyy rrrriiicchhhh!” he says. “”I will build a great … Continue reading →

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Cardamom Tea – Side Effects and Social Stigma.

Posted on August 10, 2015 by Anand

This morning I was trying to finish a writing assignment that has to be delivered tomorrow. It required that I write a humorous piece on marriages between Neanderthals and Homosapiens. This assignment required all the ingenuity and creativity I could muster … Continue reading →

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Porn-sites Banned then Unbanned – A Collective Sigh of Relief.

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Anand

Two days ago, Indian Government banned access to 857 porn- and other morally-bankrupt sites in India. Indian men don’t cry, but when they heard the announcement, half of them locked themselves in their bathrooms and wailed. How could the government … Continue reading →

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Anand’s Caricatures and Parodies are Quirky, Snarky, Malarkey!

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Anand

Until this morning I hadn’t told wifey that I’ve enrolled for the Blogging101 course. This morning, I had to. When she called me for our second tea of the morning for the third time with her contralto voice having gone soprano and saw that I … Continue reading →

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Who I am and why am I here?

Posted on August 3, 2015 by Anand

Some mornings I wake up with exactly the same questions in my mind. In fact, there’ve been mornings when I’ve woken everyone up by running around the house in my pajamas, shouting, asking…no…demanding answers to these very questions. “Who I am?” … Continue reading →

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And now you can get your veggies chopped online – aapkagreencuts.com

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Anand

Wifey’s happy these days or so she’d have me believe. Spending a fiver to get a potato peeled and chopped keeps her smiling, so be it – I will let my credit-card be swiped twice a day, until the funds … Continue reading →

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Nude Celebrity Pictures stolen and posted on the web! It could happen to me!!

Posted on September 3, 2014 by Anand

Those hackers…Those cunning, mean, crafty, unethical, but resourceful hackers who had nothing better to do with their time, hacked into the iCloud accounts of  beautiful celebrity women (Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kelly Brooks, Kristin Dunst, Hope Solo etc.), found their nude pictures, … Continue reading →

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Caricature of Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia, as an Indian Maharaja

Posted on September 1, 2014 by Anand

What if Vladimir Putin, the current President of Russia, were an Indian Maharaja? How different would he be…actually, would he be any different? A closer look reveals that one need not change anything except his attire, and he could be … Continue reading →

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President Barack Obama in his Indian Villager Avatar – A Caricature that sets him free.

Posted on August 29, 2014 by Anand

President Obama wonders why he must choose between the devil and the deep sea? (Read: going after the ISIS but not helping President Bashar Al Asad of Syria.) He wouldn’t have to, had he chosen not be the President of … Continue reading →

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