10 Things I wish I were.

If wishes were bikes, I would ride.

I wish I were:

  1. My Neighbor’s Car
  2. Wifey’s HP Mini
  3. A Ten-Rupee Note
  4. Aishwarya Rai‘s Vanity Mirror
  5. Mom’s Box of Spices
  6. Dad’s Newspaper
  7. Prime Minister Narendra Modi‘s Pen
  8. The Cyanide Pill that killed Hitler
  9. Google.com
  10. The genie in Alladin’s Lamp

I’ll tell you why in the next Issue of the QSM Magazine. If you want to add to the list, you are welcome. Add what you wish you were, and why. If it is in the spirit of Quirky, Snarky, Malarkey – I’ll add it along in the “X Things I wish I were” article in the QSM Magazine, along with your blog’s URL.
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About Anand

Parodist, Humorist, Caricaturist, Nerd.
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16 Responses to 10 Things I wish I were.

  1. belinda o says:

    I’m going to have to think about some of these…but I won’t ask for an explanation until I’ve given it some thought!

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  2. Arpita says:

    That’s such a cool list! Quirky and fun! 🙂

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  3. Archana Kapoor says:

    interesting 🙂

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  4. Aishwarya Rai’s vanity mirror? Why??

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  5. Peggy Guiler says:

    HP Mini had me going for a minute. I thought it was a car. I don’t want to be anyone’s vanity mirror but the rest seemed reasonable. You will have to teach me to cook Indian food though. Don’t get lost on Google.

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    • Anand says:

      I won’t want to get lost on Google, I’d rather have people getting lost on me – and that’s why I want to be Google. I understand that some of these wishes require elaboration. I’ll take it up again when I start putting QSM#1 together.

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  6. Jackie says:

    By the way, I have nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger award since your blog really adds sunshine to any day!https://mrsjackieo.wordpress.com/2015/09/02/the-sunshine-bloggers-award/

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