I am a Pressure-cooker!

The dazzlingly obvious fact that I am a Pressure-cooker, a fact I was totally oblivious to, has just made itself known to me through a blogger friend Kelly.

 “I can imagine, Anand, that if you didn’t write, you might explode from the pressure your family exerts!? And yet you are still able to cast such a warm and humorous light on them – truly a talent. I sense your love and your frustration with them every time I read your posts ☺” – Honest Kelly.

Kelly made me see myself for what I really am. A Pressure-cooker!
How to Write Humor - Anecdotes, jokes, funny-writing - An Indian Writer, Humorist, Parodist's Brain.

I am sure some of my readers would be interested in the ingredients and the directions too, so I’ve put together the recipe for preparing some drool-worthy QSM (Quirky Snarky Malarkey).

Ingredients for QSM:

  1. Family Drama
  2. Shenanigans of Neighbors
  3. Current Events (domestic/international)
  4. Humor
  5. Satire
  6. Parody
  7. A dash of local culture
    (4, 5, and 6 are strong, fragrant spices that must be used in moderation.)

Directions to Prepare QSM:

  1. Toss them all in the Pressure-cooker (in my case, the pressure-cooker is my brain.) Quantities and ratios don’t matter. Use as per availability.
  2. Put the lid on. If the cooker is over-filled, use a ladle to pat, and if needed, ram the contents down, so that the lid fits.
  3. Set the flame to high. Enlist Mom’s and Wifey’s help to add additional heat by making them breathe fire.
  4. Wait for the Pressure-cooker to reach a point when it’s about to burst. Remove the cooker from the fire, and rush to your computer. Funnel the contents of the cooker into your blog.

I would like to thank Kelly once again. She inspired me to distill this recipe, which I hope will inspire you to write tons of Quirky, Snarky, Malarkey yourself.

If you enjoyed this post, find more of my Quirky, Snarky, Malarkey in The QSM Magazine.

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23 Responses to I am a Pressure-cooker!

  1. shilarya says:

    Hahaha….seeetiii bajaaaaaa😄😄

    Liked by 1 person

  2. maddy says:

    That is a nice hot curry you cooked up there!!

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  3. oneta hayes says:

    Funny, especially your fire breathers! QSM in big doses.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Arpita says:

    Funny, as usual! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. adriennea3 says:

    Sounds like your never at a lost for ideas with that kind of pressure:)

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Kyly Sheldon says:

    Loved that! Such a creative way to explain how you come up with all the crazy and funny stuff in your head.

    Like

  7. honestme363 says:

    Thank you Anand! For the link and the laughter this morning! Much appreciated ☺

    Liked by 1 person

  8. A brilliant recipe but you forgot to add a splash of doggy tales😁

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  9. adsunsri says:

    Hilarious..and the safety valve just got damaged and the cooker with the lovely ingredients went for a toss and hit the ceiling!

    Like

  10. Pingback: Registered for Blogging201 and preparing for Wifey’s Outburst | Anand's Parodies & Caricatures.

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