Take me to the Moon…Trump, Branson, Wifey, and Me!

1. Melaina Trump, the current wife of “I am Very Rich!” Donald Trump, wraps her arms around him and says: Take me to the moon…
   

“Anything, my dear! You see, I am rrrriiiicchh. verrrrryyy rrrriiicchhhh!” he says. “”I will build a great spaceship — and nobody will ever build a better spaceship, believe me —and I’ll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great spaceship using cheap Mexican immigrant labour, and I will make Mexico pay for that spaceship. Mark my words.”

2. The naked model clinging to his back while the “Screw it, let’s do it!”-Richard Branson went kitesurfing,  climbs up on his shoulders and shouts in his ear, “Take me to the moon…”

“Of course,” he replies. “It’s just a matter of time. Meanwhile, join Virgin Galactic‘s first trip. It’s $250K per seat and still it’s dirt-cheap! We do everything with class. Space-hostesses dressed in Santa-suits, body-massages on the cruise, and don’t forget our offer of 12 delicious handcrafted wines!”

3. While I was writing this, a steaming cup of coffee appears on my desk, and wifey coos into my ear, Take me to the moon…

“Right after my current project is done.” I said. “Why don’t you research the hotels in the area and make the bookings?”
(The cup, the voice, and wifey all vanish!)

4. Later in the day, I go out, hail an auto-rickshaw (an Indian minimalist cab with three-wheels,) look into the auto-driver’s eyes, and say to him, Take me to the moon…

“500 Rupees lagenge,” (“It will cost you $10,”) he says. “Raasta bata dena aap!” (“You tell me the route!”)

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(Based on the Daily Prompt “Take me to the moon…”)

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